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I recently received this comment on a Hubpage:

Dear All,

Whether you are a Girl or a Boy, Man or a Women, having Job or Jobless, Married or Unmarried, Financially stable or sinking in crises, you can contact me without any hesitation for Spiritual Healing (Holy Cure). Whatever your problem is, I am here to solve it from my Holy Power. If you think I’m kidding with you or a fake person, then I would happily say “You won’t have to pay me money, till you got success”.

NO SUCCESS NO FEE …… I’m working on this basis that’s all. Now your mind will be clear from myside.

The work you want me to do for you, the money I will ask you have to pay me after success. Come on, shoot me an e-mail and narrate your problems with me. Wherever you live, it doesn’t matter. I am able to do your work in all over the World

Contact person: Mr.Zubair

After deleting it, I decided to respond to the email address. Here's what I wrote.

Dear Kind Sir,

I live in Ottawa and have a high paying job. My name is Stephen Harper but my friends call me Amanda. My first question is that I've always been interested in a career as a musician. While I work in another profession, singing has always been my love. I don't mean to boast but I've had some Youtube vids that have gone viral. Should I quit what I do to focus on becoming an entertainer?

Secondly, I have a close friend named John Baird. While I am married, I would (how should I put this) like to become closer friends with Mr. Baird. Should I tell my wife about this or approach John without her knowing?

I earnestly await your reply.