Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

Failed Refugee Claimant? Win The Lottery!


Proving that Canada is crazy, failed refugee claimants will be given $2000 as an incentive to return home. Incentive? Incentive? Where's my incentive? I didn't participate in any riots over the past year: I didn't get paid for that! So I fired off a Tweet to Tony Clement just to tell him that: I never hear back from Clement though. Infact, the only famous Canadian I've ever conversed with on Twitter is Ralph Benmurgui. To meander off topic, it went like this...

ralphbenmergui: I've been waiting for days. @ezralevant are you in favour of capital punishment?

(I butt in) me: @ralphbenmergui Not for oil execs but def for CBC employees.

ralphbenmergui: not sure what you're responding to but I haven't worked for 8 years. Great place, great people.
 
(At which point I say, 'Wow. Somebody is conversing with me on this computer contraption and it's not another Thai Princess claiming to be in a refugee camp in Nigeria? So I suck up).

me: @ralphbenmergui Just kidding! Saw all your shows on CBC in 90s + Your recent Vision show.

(Or read about his shows on Wikipedia).
 
ralphbenmergui: thanks.
 
And to sort of get back on topic here's Ralph interviewing two CBC immigration experts (circa 1992).


Now I'm going back to Twitter to Tweet this 1000x over: @ezralevant Ezra, are you in favour of gays on the CBC? In particular, Don Cherry?
 

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