Wanting to get on the Revolutionary Bandwagon

The editorial staff of this blog is starting the, 'E.C.L.A.' Or the, 'El Canadu Liberation Army.'

Here is a list of our demands:

-There should be a peaceful federal election at some point in the future to facilitate a calm transition of power between the old minority Conservative government and a new minority Conservative government.
-Somebody from Kitchener must call Oprah and at least ask her to come to Oktoberfest. If they can't get through than talking to her secretary is good enough.
-Howard Hesseman should be considered for the appointment of Governor General. If he can't make it to Canada because he doesn't know where it is, a limo should be sent for him. We're sure that when he gets here, he'll do something crazy and off the wall and everyone will love him.

If our demands are not met, El Canadu staff will move with swiftness and vengefulness: We will begin to use Tim Horton's restrooms without washing our hands.

The balls in your court, establishment.