During this afternoon's Throne Speech, Canadians found out about

the Conservative's plan to change the wording of the National Anthem for gender equality. This proves that the Tories are nothing more than the NDP in disguise. It use to be that the Conservative Party was made up of angry white men who hated change. It use to be that former PM John G. Diefenbaker, who looked very much like a hunch-backed lab assistant named Igor, would go around the country scaring people and insisting that everything remain very proper and British.

What gives?